Just bumped onto this around the world wide web and had to share…..

Ati:

Men & Women are from different worlds

Q: Why do men walk more and women talk more?

A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips

Q: Why do women wear flowered panties?

A: Coz its their way of saying, ‘In memory of those who were buried here.’

Q: Three guys were introduced to a girl

      Hi! I’m Peter, not a saint

       Hi! I’m Paul, not a pope

       Hi! I’m John, not the baptist

      The girl said, “I’m Mary, not a virgin.’

Wife asked husband how many women he had slept with

Husband proudly replies, “Only you darling, with others, I was awake!”