I have a bunch of older male friends who I ask questions about business. In turn, they ask whatever they need to know about sex. This time, these bunch of guys wanted to meet me for coffee at 6pm. I met them at their ‘spot’. In their company was a guy I had never met and who they said was living abroad and was just visiting. He looked like a really cute ‘geek’.

What they were all interested in was a sex party. The kind of party you go in either topless or naked, condoms all over the place and you could ‘do’ whoever you wanted-as long as the person/s wanted you too. They wanted me to be hostess, organize the party and bring in the ladies. I told them I had organized parties before but not sex parties. Was it viable in Kenya, what with our culture and everything? What if none of the ladies liked any of the guys? If I felt a bit weird about it, how about other ladies?

A full-on sex party felt like such a pressure. However, we agreed to try it anyway, see how it goes…

Most of the ladies were up for a party-but the sex part-No!!! Zii!! They’d immediately back-down at the mention. After a couple of calls, I decided to call the guys and explain the situation. It was either they just throw a normal party and hope the sex just happens or nothing. They consulted and settled on just a party. Phewks!

The party was at someones’ house on State House road. It was Friday. 7pm and there I was with about six ladies so excited about this party with a bunch of older guys. Some said they preferred older guys coz they were mature yet fun . One of the guys picked us up. The other ladies who got to the meeting point late, had to take a cab. There was lots to drink and eat. Did I mention that some of the ladies I brought in were either bi or lesbos. Well, I didn’t mention it to the guys. Everyone mingled beautifully.

I played hostess for a while until one of ‘my girls’ started acting lovy-davy and wanting everyone to know where her ‘hots’ were pointed at. This went on throughout the evening. Observing and listening to the guys at the party, I realized how some guys are in such a rush to bed a lady that they give up too early and miss an opportunity that just might have worked in time. When one of them gave up the ‘hunt’, he walked out and came back with three girls. One of them so dark and chocolaty hot, I was speechless and stared the entire time. They said she was a sex-therapist. She was very quiet though.

Someone asked me to go put on some porn. I unleashed ‘Diary of a Pimp’. Snoop Dogg’s in it, being interviewed in between the hard-core stuff. But I had to eject it because the new arrivals didn’t like the idea of watching it in a group. There was no way a sex party would have worked with this kind. ‘Diary of a pimp’ is a hot porn though-lots of girl-on-girl and sex-toys.

Fast forward to the sex. Yes, there was lots of sex eventually. Like most house-parties, most bedrooms were locked, even the ‘loos’ were occupied for over 20 minutes. Girls-on-girls, threesomes-name it! Even the ‘geek-looking’ guy got very lucky. One University student got her fantasy fulfilled. “I have always wanted to watch two people doing it in real life,” she’d told me earlier.

But it was the feedback after the party that was most suprising. “Nani ended up with nani. Nani wanted you but nani was all over you. Me and nani were the only ones who didn’t get lucky. It seemed there were too many girls who liked girls, we blame that situation,” one of them confessed.

“When’s the next party? I really had fun, loved it!!” one of the ladies said a few days later.

“Did you get or give some?” I asked.

“Hell, no! “ she replied, “But I danced, drank, talked, laughed a lot and even made out with nani and nani and that was fun!”